Funny Sayings

This is a page devoted to hilarious things my students say:

Last Friday I told the students about the pep rally and was trying to get them all pumped up and excited.  When we got there one of the little boys asked me where the pets were.  I looked at him puzzled and he said, "For the PET RALLY."

Last week we were counting beans and gluing them on a math worksheet.  One of my students seemed really concerned and said, "MRS. BENEDICT, BEANS ARE FOR BURRITOS NOT PAPER!!!"

We were at the playground and I was holding the walkie talkie.  One of my students said, "Mrs. Benedict I really like your HAWKY TALKIE."

When describing the PBIS cards to the students, and how they earn punches, one of the students asked "Well will it hurt real bad?"

You know you are in a generation of technology when you are playing Duck, Duck, Goose with four year olds and one of them says, "Can you please PAUSE the game for a minute?" - this happened today during recess...thought I would share. :)
 
Yesterday the Pre-K class was walking down the hall and this tiny Kindergartner looks at the line
and says, "They are soooo cute!!"
 
Last week I told all of the children to use the restroom before we went to recess.  One little girl came out of the bathroom with a serious look on her face.  When I asked what was wrong she said, "I can't go to the bathroom, I only have to do a lot of farts."

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